Only In Australia
Daryl says:
it was nice last nite
anyway these 2 cops start running down
and they had torches and were looking around the whole block
and they come up to me and fi and are like ‘how long have you guys been here for?’
‘um, not long, but i live on this street’
‘we’re looking for someone. just did an armed robbery
he’s wearing exactly the same thing that you’re wearing’
and i’m thinking uhh, wtf
and the cop goes
‘oh don’t worry, he’s white’
Aaron says:
AHAHAHAHAHA
Daryl says:
hahahahahahhahahaha
Aaron says:
only in australia
Playboy Cosmetics Display @ Macquarie Centre Priceline
Colour variant 53 seems to be pretty popular.
Facebook Facepalm
I’m willing to go into business as a band name consultant to prevent tragedies such as the following.
I’m multilingual
Hello Aaron, do you speak English (UK)?
Help translate Facebook into English (UK) so that it can be used by people all over the world, in all languages.
Facebook, are you serious?
Looking for art; finding an error
Aaron: fuck, i was watching this japanese movie
Aaron: and i couldn’t hear any speech, but i could hear the music and background noises
Aaron: so i thought it was being artistic
Aaron: because i still had subtitles to read
Daryl: lol
Aaron: turns out i fucking had my sound settings on 5.1 stereo
Aaron: listening through my headphones
Aaron: so all i got was the back channel
Daryl: lololol
Note: By this point, I had already watched 20 minutes of the movie.
Movies Aaron needs to see #32442
Let’s list some of the ways that this looks like the best movie ever
1. The Black Christian movie industry is big enough to pump out sequels to its movies
2. Yes, that’s right, it’s a SEQUEL
3. The expression of the female in the bottom right hand corner of the poster. Ye olde classic afro-facial-expression of disapproval, also known as the “Mm-hmmm”.
4. IT’S A SEQUEL!
5. Don’t Touch If You Ain’t Prayed. How street! Even the title sounds like it should be said by an overwhelmingly obese elderly black grandmother with cankles brandishing a wooden spoon in my direction. Oh lordy, hose me down.
6. DID I MENTION THAT APPARENTLY THE FIRST FILM SOLD SO WELL, IT NEEDED A SEQUEL!?
Find this movie for me and ye shall be rewarded with my copy of ….
Yes, I actually own this movie.
Discussing where I grew up at age 6.
Aaron: man, its so far in the middle of nowhere, my house isnt even streetviewed
Jill: haha snap
Aaron: thats the new yuppie insult
Aaron: “bitch, your house isnt even on streetview!”
Jill: “your mum isn’t even on streetview!”
OMGZ, Politics!
So John McCain has nominated Sarah Palin for the VP position on the Republican Presidential Ticket.
I turn to Wikipedia, the most unbiased news source known to man [citation needed] for more information on this completely unexpected turn of events.
She opposes same-sex marriage.
Fair enough, that’s par for the course.
But A TWIST!
Palin gave birth to her second son, Trig Paxson Van Palin, who has Down syndrome. “I’m looking at him right now, and I see perfection,” Palin said. “Yeah, he has an extra chromosome.I keep thinking, in our world, what is normal and what is perfect?”
So, just to reiterate…
Kids with downs = Normal as fuck.
Dudes who dig dudes = Ew, gross.
Stay tuned to the tumblr that isn’t afraid to twist Wikipedia articles to fit his own agenda!
